SMOKED MACKEREL PATE

ok Stewart I know there is an apple in this picture but I have made it this way for years and you have never noticed mums need to do these things any way you know you like this

INGREDIENTS

1. smoked mackerel about 150g 
2. cream cheese about 60g
3. half apple grated
4. half small onion
5. bunch parsley
6. wee bit chilli
7. lemon

• process or finely chop onion and parsley
• add cream cheese and mix
• then add smoked fish lemon juice and lemon zest and apple and chilli
• process till all mixed

HOMEMADE SAUSAGE ROLLS

Stewart these are well worth making and easy

INGREDIENTS

1. Bought puff pastry
2. pkt sausages
3. parmigiana  
4. finely chopped onions
5. sauces you have eg chilli or brown 
6. egg

• take sausages out of skins
• mix with parsley onion and cheese
• roll out pastry into long strips
• spread sauce on pastry
• then place sausage meat on top
• place sasage mix down one side
• fold over and seal
• brush with egg 
• cook in hot oven for 20 min

CHICKEN MOZZARELLA

Stewart this is one to impress the ladies , I know just now your ps3 is the most important thing but one day......

1. fry off onion bacon celery mushrooms and chilli
2. add garlic puree mixed herbs tinned tomatoes and white wine or red
3. also honey and parsley save some for garnish
4. cook for 30 mins
5. cut a slit in the chicken and push down  mozz cheese
6. place in a dish and pour over sauce and cook in for 25min

remember to preheat your oven 200 degrees

dont forget the parsley sprinkle

BEEF STEW AND DUMPLINGS

Proper Pot Noodle

METHOD

1. Cook noddles according to instructions
2. I always do in a jug in the microwave
3. Add Ingredients good way to use left over cooked meat

MINESTRONE SOUP

A Guide To Ingredients
Stewart you can use frozen mixed veg as in picture the ingredients below are the luxury version

• 1 CARTON PASATA SAUCE
• 1 TIN CHOPPED TOMATOES
• 1 SMALL ONION
• 1 CARROT
• 6 MUSHROOMS
• I RED PEPPER
• 4 SPRING ONIONS OR SOME FROZEN PEAS
• 2 SLICE BACON
• 5 GARLIC CLOVES
• 1 CHICKEN STOCK CUBE
• 1 GLASS WINE
• SESONING
• SMALL BUNCH PARSLEY
• TEA SPOON MIXED HERBS
• LITLLE CHOPPED CHILLI (OPTIONAL)
• TEA SPOON HONEY
• PARMASAN CHEESE

AND JUST FOR SADIE MCCUTCHEON YOU NEED PASTA AS WELL , SHE WAS THAT STRANGE WOMAN WHO HELD YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY

1. Chop onion carrot pepper mushrooms into small dice
2. Fry off bacon in a little oil and add above vegetables & garlic, parsley add pasata stock and wine
3. Check seasoning Simmer for about 45 mins
4. add pasta 15 mis from the end
5. Just before serving add spring onions and more parsley

Garnish with parmesan cheese and spring onion / parsley

wee tip Stewie you can cook the pasta in the microwave and add at the end this way you know how much to put in

if there are any leftovers pour into a dish and chill next day it will have really thickened up top with some cheese and grill for 10mins for a pasta bake serve with toast or crusty bread

HEBBIES HOMEMADE ICECREAM

Hebbies Homemade  Ice cream

Ingredient

• 600ml Whipping Cream
• 1 Large can condensed milk
• 2-3 tbsp vodka or gin or whisky
• 2 large pkts Maltesers crushed
• 25g white chocolate
• Bought fudge sauce to drizzle
• Strawberries / raspberries to garnish
• 6 pancakes

1. Whip cream till sloppy
2. add in condensed milk and alcohol
3. Beat till stiff then add crushed sweets
4. Pour into moulds lined with cling film any extra into a tub
5. freeze
6. melt white chocolate and drizzle on to oiled tin foil and chill, then peel off
7. to serve warm a pancake and place unmoulded ice cream on top garnish with more crushed sweets and stick in chocolate shape , drizzle with fudge sauce and place fruit around it